ethiopia single origin coffee (whole bean or ground) - medium light roast

if you find yourself yawning more than a sloth in a hammock, it’s your body’s desperate cry for ethiopia coffee. this isn’t just any coffee; it’s the original wake-up call from the birthplace of coffee itself. when you’re on your third yawn and starting to question all your life choices, ethiopia coffee swoops in like a caffeinated superhero saying, “hold my beans, i’ve got this.”

made from beans grown in the misty highlands of ethiopia, this brew is smooth, bright, and so full of flavor it practically gives your taste buds a motivational speech. you’ll go from yawning to saying, “i am a dynamic, caffeinated force of nature!” in just a few sips.

we roast these legendary beans in small batches, ensuring every cup is as fresh and lively as your group chat at 2 a.m. stale coffee? that’s like showing up to a party with a 6-month-old playlist. don’t be that person. ethiopia coffee demands respect—fresh, vibrant, and ready to slap that yawn right out of you.

and yes, our beans are ethically sourced, because your emotional rollercoaster should not extend to your coffee choices. with every cup, you’re not just waking up; you’re supporting the roots of coffee culture. plus, it pairs well with adulting, pretending to understand crypto, and trying to remember all your passwords.

so, grab a bag (or a truckload if you’re in a permanent state of yawning), brew a cup, and let ethiopia coffee remind you that yawning is just a quiet plea for more energy. because, let’s face it, nobody ever solved a crisis—or even a crossword—on an empty mug. 

note: side effects may include intense debates about completely irrelevant topics and thinking you’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe.