guatemala single origin coffee (whole bean or ground) - medium roast

you can keep your therapy dogs and scented candles. for me, it’s guatemala coffee, my one true emotional support beverage. when life is unraveling faster than a cheap sweater, this coffee is there, holding my hand (well, my mug), whispering, "sip me, we've got this."

this isn’t just any coffee—it’s the kind of rich, smooth, and slightly nutty brew that understands the assignment: keep me from losing my mind on a daily basis. made from beans grown in the highlands of guatemala, it’s like a warm, caffeinated hug that says, “you’re doing amazing, sweetie,” even when you’re in your pajamas at 3 p.m., pretending to have it all together on yet another zoom call.

we roast our guatemala beans in small batches to make sure your emotional support beverage is fresher than that first sip feeling. stale coffee? that’s like a friend who doesn’t text back. unacceptable. this coffee shows up ready to listen, ready to caffeinate, and ready to convince you that you’re not spiraling—you’re thriving.

and of course, our beans are ethically sourced, because your emotional support beverage shouldn’t come with emotional baggage of its own. it’s guilt-free, delicious, and always there to remind you that you’ve survived 100% of your worst days so far—usually with a cup of this in hand.

so, grab yourself a bag (or three, let’s be honest), brew a cup, and let guatemala coffee be the supportive friend who never judges, always listens, and somehow knows exactly what to say—like, “you’ve got this,” or “yes, buy those shoes.”

note: side effects of this brew include a sudden desire to start a self-help blog, giving unsolicited advice, and declaring yourself a life coach.